Your message is electric.
Don’t break the spell.
Proofreading for creators who don’t need permission.
Ready to publish your power?
The paradox
You know it doesn’t have to be ‘perfect’.
You know your audience doesn’t expect it. (They’re not the dick-ish kind.)
You know perfection isn’t real and it’s the weird, wild, messy, magical lived experience that makes your work hit HARD.
And yet. You’ve felt it yourself…
⚡︎⚡︎ The painful jolt when the £2,222 signature programme by the creator you were dazzled by is lit up like Blackpool illuminations with punctuation and formatting errors.
⚡︎⚡︎ The inertia when you stop to scroll back back back because the empowering ebook contradicts itself.
⚡︎⚡︎ The spark you felt for the magnetic business mentor you were gonna invest in fades when there’s a frustrating mismatch between workbook contents and headings.
⚡︎⚡︎ The spell breaks mid-reading when you share the oracle guidebook with your client and clock a typo.
You need to feel the power of the words. Not notice the punctuation.
How do I know this?
Because I AM your audience.
I’m a bugger for self-development and the spiritual stuff. I’ve bought oracle decks, invested in human design reports, booked astrology readings, downloaded timeline jumping scripts and signed up for business coaching courses for magical people.
I know your readers feel the energy, momentum, oomph of your words – because I feel it too. And I know what stops that dead.
I’m a proofreader because I naturally see the detail. And I’m not the only one. I proofread so other folk like me can stay in the experience rather than being dragged out of it by unnecessary distractions.
Plus I know the rules, so I know when you’ve decided to break them. I’m not here to mark your work. I’m here to make what you want to happen, happen.
You don’t use full stops at the end of paragraphs? Cool, I’ll make sure that works consistently so there’s no confusion. Only use ‘+’, never ‘and’? You do you – I’m here for it! Always uppercase a certain word for impact? Every instance will make a stand.
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“Lorraine made me feel really comfortable … I could relax because she had it all covered. The feedback was simple, actionable and clear.”
Elena || Body Soul Alignment
Paradox is for you if…
◑ you’ve set your life on fire to build something exceptional.
◑ you’ve thought ‘fuck it’, changed direction, started again and now you’re creating something that helps other gloriously rebellious and driven folk do the same.
◑ you’ve ditched those exhausting external expectations and risked doing it your way!
◑ you make guides, ebooks, courses or tarot decks. You’re a coach, a practitioner, an artist. The label doesn’t matter, but the difference you’re here to make sure as hell does.
◑ you know your work needs to be as bold as the decision that got you here.
Services
Proofreading for long-form content
For the ebooks, guides, courses and coaching materials you’ve sweated your soul into.
Tarot & oracle deck proofreading
Align the words and layout of your deck, guidebook and spread guide so nothing breaks the magic.
Website review for service-based biz
You’ve stopped seeing your site. Your visitors haven’t. Don’t lose sales you’ll never know about.
Your work
You’ve jammed chunks of your heart, threads of your nervous system and 47 late-night ‘does this sentence mean anything anymore? Is that even how you spell “toxic”?! Goddam it, Britney, now I’m slipping under’ moments into crafting your message.
You didn’t create this work to end up sounding as corporate and beige as a wall of PANTONE 13-0401 TCX.
You created it because something yanked at your gut, screamed ‘MAKE THE DAMN THING’ and slapped you with serendipities until you got the message that you need to share yours.
And after months of rewriting, tweaking, designing, spiralling, scrapping half of it, second-guessing and swapping headings around at midnight, your brain has unplugged itself to what’s actually on the page.
Oh hey, need a hand with that?
I spot the details your brain is shut off to now you’re saturated in your own word soup.
I catch the rogue dashes, inconsistent capitalisation, freaky formatting (Word, ya weirdo), page numbering that’s headed off on its own side quest and repeated words that impact your audience.
And the website reviews? They’re for sites built to start conversations, not shopping basket conversions.
Let’s team up so your work lights a fire in your readers, builds their energy and ramps up the momentum to transform their lives.
tarot / oracle card decks, guidebooks + spreads
it only took two years and an existential crisis to create it
transformational ebooks, guides + journals
for those 10:37pm client breakthroughs over a book and bevvy
coaching / course materials + mentorship resources
you’ve rewritten the curriculum four flippin’ times but still not launched?!
signature programme content + workbooks
errrrr, you ARE the curriculum
website + landing page content
you’ve stopped seeing it but your website visitors haven’t
email welcome flows + newsletter sequences
the first thing your new subscribers read – no pressure, love!
You didn’t blow up your life to keep it quiet.
You rebuilt it and now you’re fired up. You’re ready to launch what you wish you’d had to wake, shake, move and change people’s lives.
Let’s get it out of your drafts and into their hot-beating hearts.